The Paper
9pm, Sky Max
The Office spin-off finds its funny stride, as the staff of the Toledo Truth Teller get to work on finding local news. Exasperated new editor Ned (Domhnall Gleeson) and his only promising reporter Mare (Chelsea Frei) go undercover as a couple at a mattress store to expose a scandal. But it is scorned managing editor Esmeralda (Sabrina Impacciatore) and her bitter attempts to sabotage Ned that make for the most hilarious moments. Hollie Richardson
8pm, Channel 4
Who failed to rise to the challenge in biscuit week? They’ll join Jo Brand and Tom Allen, along with superfan guest Stephen Mangan, to wipe up the crumbs and tell all about what happened in the tent. Then, the audience serve up their own bakes. HR
Vienna Philharmonic Plays Mozart and Tchaikovsky at the Proms
8pm, BBC Four
The last performances from Franz Welser-Möst and the Vienna Philharmonic at this year’s Proms – and they’re going big, with two symphonies, a century apart, that broke the mould in their time. The night starts with Mozart’s Prague Symphony and concludes with Tchaikovsky’s Pathétique. HR
Gogglebox
9pm, Channel 4
Liz Hurley dishing out her inheritance from a coffin! Charlie Sheen’s tell-all documentary! A super-soapy thriller with Robin Wright and Olivia Cooke! It’s another bumper week of telly for our favourite armchair critics to share their thoughts on. HR
Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping
10pm, Channel 4

A slightly stronger set of sketches from the comedy pair this week, with silly swipes taken at retro board game adverts, Abba, horror film fans and – in a meta turn – Mitchell and Webb’s own brand. Josh Pugh and Helen Bauer guest star in a game of musical chairs. HR
Peacemaker
10.10pm, Sky Max
Season two of the sledgehammer superhero satire rumbles on, and it’s time for another rematch between beefcake brawler Peacemaker (John Cena) and pocket-sized assassin Judomaster (Nhut Le). Via flashback, we also learn how Peacemaker’s despicable dad came into possession of his Tardis-like alien tech. Graeme Virtue
Film choice
Nosferatu (Robert Eggers, 2024), 11am, 8pm, Sky Cinema Premiere

Robert Eggers, already one of the most distinctive voices in American cinema, risked looking a tad arrogant when he announced that he was remaking FW Murnau’s 1922 classic. But the risk paid off. Eggers has captured both the pervading sense of dread and stylish production design of the original, while deepening the mythology to make it more palatable for modern viewers. It’s a true horror, with every frame filled with foreboding. And now, after playing both Pennywise in It and Count Orlock, surely Bill Skarsgård qualifies as the world’s scariest actor. But it is Lily-Rose Depp’s tortured, possessed performance as Orlock’s victim Ellen that really impresses. Stuart Heritage
The Wrong Paris (Janeen Damian, 2025), Netflix
A romcom with a premise that, depending how you view these things, is either the most genius or stupid ever put to film: Miranda Cosgrove plays a woman who enters a dating show in the belief that it will be filmed in Paris. It is but, get this, it’s the one in Texas not the one in France. Can she learn to fall in love with a tanned rural beefcake rather than the existential Frenchman of her dreams? Pierson Fode plays the cowboy, so it’s best to assume yes. One to watch twice: first for the film and second to imagine the outraged cartwheels Wim Wenders must be doing. SH
Live sport
Athletics: World Championships, 11.55pm, BBC Two Day one in Tokyo, Japan.